You love your Snuggie, right?  It’s warm and soft and hugs you without expecting anything in return.  But the man in your life makes fun of you every time you use it.  Here’s your revenge: the Superman Snuggie. It’s “super cozy”, of course.

Wrap this up with a card that says, “You’re my hero.” How can he not put it on after that?  Now you can wrap yourself up in your own normal, solid-colored Snuggie, secure in the knowledge that he won’t dare make fun of you ever again.

Once more, it’s from Things You Never Knew Existed.  Just $29.98.